I couldn't see and realised someone had stuck a letter over my eyes. I pulled it off and it turned out that the letter was an anonymous tip off letting me know my hair had been put into an auction
I realised with horror that I had no hair, so I put on a hat and stomped off to the auction which was being held at the top of a travelator in an airport.
It was announced by the auctioneer, as 'unkempt, antique hair' and the bidding was too high, so I snatched it and escaped on a scooter.
Right....the next bit is REALLY hard to explain.
There was a gap in the floor so it was like standing on the edge of a cliff. The only thing connecting the two sides was a fairly thin frozen....thing.
It looked like a horizontal waterfall that had frozen solid. On this was a parked car which I had to get to.
I edged along the slippy surface gingerly. It was very scary. I got in the car and tried to drive it but it kept skidding and everyone was shouting that it was in neutral.
I managed to reverse it to the other side but had to stop at border control. I was allowed over the border but only on foot and only if I was attached to a book shop by a piece of elastic.
I ran over the border many times and got pulled back, hitting my back on the book shop. I was aware I had marks all over my back as though I'd been whipped.
It got harder and harder to run fast and when I looked down, I saw that my feet were actually pot plants.
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