High speed chase, dodgy gifts and unusual dentists!

Well this one felt action packed!

It seemed to start straight away with a mad high speed chase...I am not sure if we were chasing OR being chased mind you, but something was making it necessary for us to be driving around at breakneck speeds.

We were in Cardiff and my husband was driving.  Straight off this becomes very unrealistic because I am the mad driver in the family! ;-) We were driving at such high speeds that he had NO control over the car at all, we were careering into people's gardens, hitting the walls of their houses, driving on pavements and scraping and banging the poor old car around something ridiculous!

Everything outside was just a blur as I held on for dear life, but for some reason my primary impression of the outside world was of large purple tubes!

There was also a tremendous thunderstorm going on, with really mad lightning and cracking thunder.  No rain though, which was weird (whereas everything else I dream is entirely sensible)! ;-D

Anyway it was bloody fantastic.  We were out of control, it was mad and dangerous and I loved it!  We ended up crashing into a police station in Splott (which is a real place by the way) and legging it down the road giggling the whole way!

I woke up then with a dead arm and turned over to have the following dream....

Someone called round to our house.  She looked like a Stepford wife and gave us a basket of fruit and potatoes from her garden and eggs from her hens.  We thanked her and came into the house thinking what a nice lady.  We noticed the potatoes had spikes which was a bit unusual (!) but didn't seem to think too much of it.

Then there was a loud banging on the door and a dishevelled looking woman burst her way into the kitchen shouting at us that the food was poisoned and that if we ate it we would turn into cats!

She said to be fair the eggs were probably OK but the fruit had been painted with cat DNA and wasn't safe to eat!

She looked around manically then ran out as quickly as she had appeared.  We stood there a bit nonplussed for a moment, commented on how ridiculous an idea it was, then put the fruit down anyway!

I felt silly, so said that I couldn't eat anything as I was just off to the dentist anyway.  

I got to the dentist by walking into the garden shed and the same manic woman was there telling other people about cat DNA and camels.  I tried not to catch her eye but she came over said she was glad I had obviously taken her advice and also told me she knew all about everything because she had been looking people's mothers up on Facebook (?!)

I was called in and the dentist asked me if I was doing my usual of not having anaesthetic - I said yes and he asked if I would take part in a trial.  I agreed and he started to work.  I could smell an unpleasant smell and put it down to the dentist having very bad breath.

Afterwards he explained that he had put tiny microscopic camels into the fillings of my teeth as new research showed that they would rebuild teeth from the inside.  I found this perfectly acceptable (!) so sat up to go, but suddenly thought my breasts felt odd.

I looked down and at the same time touched them and was horrified to see that they had turned into camels' humps and it was those that smelt so bad!  The dentist just said....'ah yes that can be one of the side effects..'!!

I was horrified and felt quite panicked by his attitude.  I asked if he could reverse it but he said no as I had agreed to the trial.

I ran out holding on to my humps and screaming about camels to everyone in the waiting room.  I saw the manic woman again and for the first time realised it was actually me!

I woke up after this dream a bit disturbed and the first thing I did was copped a good feel of my boobs....just to be sure!! ;-)

This one gave me the giggles while I was writing it up!

I had a very brief dream that my friend Jules was staying with me, but it was in a holiday cottage where the bedrooms and bathroom were downstairs.  I went into the bathroom after her and realised that she had left her teeth behind.

I hadn't realised that she had removable teeth and she explained that it was a crown.  I have two crowns myself and as I saw her put the removable teeth back in I realised how gorgeous they were and I felt annoyed that my dentist hadn't made mine like that.

That was the entire dream.  I woke up with a numb arm and took ages to get back off again, but when I did I think the teeth theme must have been on my mind because.....

I dreamt that I was in a dentist waiting room.  Bizarrely... although I was in a dentist waiting room I was very surprised to be called to see the dentist (who incidentally wasn't my dentist at all but a younger, paler Morgan Freeman).  I was sat there eating huge handfuls of chewy sweets so I asked the receptionist if I could please have 5 minutes to go clean my teeth.

She said it was no problem, so I went into a changing room and tried to clean my teeth with someone's sports kit, but all that happened was that more and more chunks of tuna kept falling out of my mouth!

I decided I should sit in there for a while to see if my mouth somehow got clean.  I suddenly thought that something about my clothing wasn't right and I could see pale skin in the corner of my eye.

I realised with horror that my right arm and breast were completely out and naked!  I saw that three people I worked with were there and trying not to look and I was mortified with embarrassment!

I put my clothing back as it should be and my whole family were suddenly there with me.

My sister was sat next to me and was being incredibly annoying!  She was clearly very drunk and kept falling on to me and trying to sleep, leaning on my shoulder.

My parents were walking out so I decided to follow them.  They appeared to be moving impossibly fast so I had to run to keep up.  We left the building we were in, and got to a short row of houses that put me in mind of Bryngwyn Road in Pontypool, but nicer.

Despite running, I lost sight of my parents and as I headed back, I noticed the sun was just rising.  It was a most incredible orangey red with silhouettes of an impressive cityscape in the foreground - it looked like a mixture of London, Liverpool and New York.

I tried to find my camera but before I could find it, the sun was up and shining brightly and everything looked ordinary, grey and dirty.

I got back to the building to find it was a completely different building. 

It was like a huge canteen with glass walls (mostly french doors) surrounded by decking which was rotting.  The whole building was elevated so it was clear that if you did fall through the rotting decking you would fall a long way and most certainly die.  Despite this I had to walk on it to get to a large 4x4 vehicle so I hopped around and just ran in a slightly mad fashion hoping if I was quick enough I wouldn't fall through.

I got to the car but it just locked me in and went backwards on its own.  An invisible force stopped my foot reaching the brake but even when I eventually fought it and pressed the brake hard, it didn't work and the vehicle got faster and faster, swerved round a corner and hit a parked car.

Alarms were going off everywhere, so I ran away!

I got to a shop which was a charity or second hand shop I think.  I walked to the back of a shop where a woman was sorting out a huge pile of random items, all of which were blue.  I tried to tell anyone that would listen that I had dreamt this exact scenario the day before but no one would listen!

The woman was trying to sell me as many of the items as she could.  They all turned into cushions and I said I didn't need any blue cushions but as she picked them up they turned into other items and were no longer blue.

One item was a weird thing which you had to attach to the corner of a room - one bit on one wall and the other bit on the other wall of the corner.  One bit was a knitted children's picture and the other was a pocket but it had a hole in the bottom.  She was telling us it would look great in the spare room.

Then she held a scarf which was tomes of pink and brown.  As she held it to my face, my face went an alarming bright orangey pink colour and turned into a cartoon.  She shook her head and said it didn't suit me.

I suddenly realised I was drinking a cup of tea with a dead orange fat spider in it and announced that I had been drinking the same cup of tea since 1989!