An audio abduction!

As a one off silly thing to do I have done an audio version of my dream!  You SHOULD (if I do it correctly) find it right at the bottom of this page, near the list of previous posts!  

If SOMEONE could let me know if it works I would be most grateful! :-)

Last night's dream started with myself, my husband and my father sitting round a dining room table somewhere, discussing our plans to set up our own business 'doing accents'! (?)   I should add none of us can actually do accents!

Anyway we ran out of biscuits - a clear disaster in anyone's book I am sure so I set off to the local supermarket to get some.

Once there I bumped into a girl who looked stressed as she desperately needed 12 sachets of low fat hot chocolate and they only had 9.  She looked like her world was coming to an end and  asked me when they refilled the shelves and I confidentially answered 3am!

She nodded and at that moment a bloke appeared, and led her away roughly by the arm.  As I left the supermarket she was stood by a wall crying so I stopped to check she was OK.  She said yes, but  then ran off and I could see her join a group of people up ahead.

As I caught up with them I could hear that they were all talking in rhyme and that everything they said was really funny.  They were all absolutely rocking with laughter so I carried on my way feeling glad she was OK.

I walked to the bus stop and I was surprised to realise that I was waiting for a bus.  I don't quite know why this surprised me, but it did.  The bus arrived, we all got on and as soon as we were on, the driver said he was from Somalia and was abducting us all.  He said we could keep our phones but were not under any circumstances allowed to use them.

It all felt very real and very frightening and my first instinct was to do a surreptitious text to my husband to say 'help I am being abducted'.  Something told me that I would regret it if I did though, so I tucked my phone into my bra and just decided to wait to see what happened and to try to stay calm.

The girl next to me however did try to send a text.  The Abductor was outside and she felt safe, but as soon as she did, he was instantly next to her and crushed the phone in her hand.  He dragged her off and we didn't see her again.

He drove us off somewhere, but then stopped at a bus stop and three blokes got on.  When they realised what was happening they tried to attack the abductor but he had no problem in overpowering all of them.  He threw them off the moving bus...without opening the doors first. 

We ended up on an old industrial estate.  There were just three women left on the bus now.  The other two were hugging each other and crying but for some reason I still felt calm.  He got us all off the bus and took us into an old school.

I received a text on my phone.  I checked, but the abductor was preoccupied so I had a sneaky look.  The text turned into a piece of folded up paper in my hand.

With one last check to make sure he wasn't looking, I glanced at it.  It said 'remember Molly (one of our rabbits!) needs identification so she can get a passport'!  

I was still looking at this when the abductor suddenly banged sharply on the window and made me jump.  He beckoned to me to come outside and I panicked thinking that I was in trouble.  

Once outside he told me I wasn't dressed correctly and that he had wanted all of us outside not just me, as he was taking us for a meal.

I noticed I had pink silk pyjamas on which surprised me, so I headed back in and we all had a frantic search for decent clothes.  I found a black outfit which was covered in white mould.

He seemed happy enough though and gave us all a very long slice of brown bread and a brick of corned beef each (!)

After this 'meal' we were ushered back in and I noticed a small toy on one of the desks.  It was a cross between a car and a helicopter and it looked like it had been dipped in gold paint.  I found that if you repeatedly pulled it backwards, it would zip off forwards.  I did this but after 'driving' forward a bit, it took off into the air as the helicopter function took over!

It flew around a bit then crashed and fell behind a cupboard.  I went to pick it up and it started to talk to me! It was very upset that someone had left it behind, choosing instead to play with its predecessor, the mark II which couldn't even fly!

It was MOST upset and put out about it   

The abductor came in and said he didn't know what to do now, as he hadn't really thought it through!  He asked us, if he got us all an ice cream, would we just call it quits and forget about it, so I said yes please, took the ice cream and walked home!

Toilet theme...

We were in bed and we heard gunshots, so we looked outside to see a man running away from the rabbit shed carrying half a cow. 

We went to check the rabbits and luckily despite the fact someone had stolen their nest, they were fine, although one of them had turned orange. 

A man who turned out to be an investigator suddenly appeared. He asked who the cow belonged to and we said our neighbour. We tried to ring them but my phone set me puzzles and riddles to find the number, then the number kept moving when I tried to touch it on the screen. 

When I eventually got to ring no one answered.  It was very frustrating.

I spotted a Tesco bag with receipts and a framed photo in it, which turned out to be evidence but I ruined it by putting my fingerprints on it. 

I went off to find some toilets and there were 6 doors all in a row...3 marked ladies and 3 marked gents...but inside, all 6 doors led to just one room with two toilets (no cubicles). 

I went to sit on one, but I realised a woman in a wheelchair was reversing into me and pushed me off the toilet and trapped me in a corner while she used the loo. 

She wouldn't let me use the second (male) toilet because she said it was for disabled people and I shouldn't be there. 

I left the room and found myself in a dentist surgery where a person that kept changing from a woman to a man was strapped down in the dentist chair being threatened with sexual assault (but didn't seem to mind). 

There was quite an audience standing watching and they were all very matter of fact and just said Hi as I walked through. 

I came out into what looked like a huge makeshift car park (surface was gravel and pink dust), with lots of portakabins everywhere. There was a woman who said she was a 'gypsy culture princess' and she said we weren't allowed behind any of the portakabins due to cultural differences.   She went behind one, and another blonde woman stood in our way to stop us following.  

We managed to get past only to find the woman crouching down over hay......defecating. 

We looked a bit horrified, but our visible reaction really offended them and loads of people suddenly appeared, turned against us as being ignorant of their culture and chased us off shouting 'texi texi texi'. 

Um... :-/

I was back at school and a boy that kept changing his face did a sponsored grape distribution for charity.  He stopped me as I drove past to question why I wouldn't take a grape. I said I'd already had one on foot but he said all modes of transport needed one and made me eat two.

He was delighted as this now meant he had banished homelessness but when he walked off I spat them out. 

I made my way to my flat which I knew had a large round invisible sadness in it.  

Once inside I looked out. I was high up in the building which was also elevated in a village. I was complaining to my friend (A) how sad I was but then I saw another friend (R) making his way to me with a carrier bag. He arrived and showed me that he had a 'game set computer mask' for me.

I knew it was a big deal for him to lend me this and that it was precious to him but I had no idea what it was. It looked like a pretend cheap thin plastic computer keyboard with a wire going to a small box.

I then realised the the keyboard had a lid and under it were everlasting self replicating chocolates!  I felt very chuffed.

I then realised that there was a vet in my bedroom judging a horse competition, so I went to get my rabbit which was ill. The vet realised his bum was swollen so he squeezed it and a huge poo the size of a tennis ball came out. After that I was in bed with my husband and the rabbit and I had to cwtch him (the rabbit!) even though he was biting me. I let him walk around a bit and there were hundreds of poos which I could barely keep up with scooping up.

In a separate part of the dream I was observing screeching women fighting over a rack of school blouses in a shop. I realised I had a lovely blouse on that they wanted and had to escape using a clothes rack on wheels and a long window opening stick/hook to wheel myself around the shop. I then realised my legs were welded to the rack and that I would need to find a job where no one would mind, so I decided to become the shop's lift (elevator).