Well last night's adventure started with me mowing the lawns but everywhere I'd mown had turned cream :-/
When I got to the bit of lawn behind the sheds, I suddenly got hit on the head by the letter Y. I suddenly realised that RT and an old friend were fighting, by standing as far away from each other as they could and throwing giant letters at each other.
Also they were both in fancy dress. :-/
I asked what on earth they were doing and they both stopped and stared at me as if I'd just asked the most peculiar question ever.
They both said in unison 'a b c d e f g' then got back to fighting. I shrugged and tried to carry on mowing but the mower had disappeared.
I decided to move some logs instead but for some reason I was moving them by standing over them, legs apart, crouching down and using my inner thighs to roll the logs by swaying my hips side to side!
Suddenly my friend had a huge X sticking out of his chest. He'd been hit. RT was most upset saying it was only meant to be a game.
RT and I bundled the friend into the back of my mini and set off for hospital but my mini only had three wheels so it was a bumpy ride!
Suddenly we were all out of the car and I was driving it by remote control! It swerved, went through a hedge and I somehow managed to drive it UNDER a blue Volvo!
The people in the house came out and the owner of the Volvo didn't seem too annoyed. He just tutted and went back in.
My mini was pulled out and had no roof. I thought about just carrying on driving it as an open top sports mini, but before I could decide, an insurance man popped up next to me.
He said my insurance would cover repairs to both cars but my mini would have to be taken away now and sit in the waiting room.
I asked why it couldn't wait at my house and the insurance man looked very shifty and kept looking over to the people from the house who also looked shifty.
I got very suspicious and put the mini, RT and the other friend into a wooden cart (don't ask me how!) jumped on a horse and rode away pulling the cart behind me!
There was then a boring bit about writing reports up at work but the horse bit is a better ending ;-)
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